侄儿：“叔叔,你要结婚了? ”　　叔叔：“是呀。”　　侄儿：“是唐阿姨还是宋阿姨? ”　　叔叔：“那你喜欢谁呢? ”　　侄儿：“当然是开商店的唐阿姨啦! ”　　叔叔：“为什么? ”　　侄儿：“因为唐阿姨家有好多好多好多好吃的东东! ”　　叔叔：“为什么不喜欢宋阿姨? ”　　侄儿：“因为她是老师呀!她手里有好多好多好多难做的棒棒题噢! ”[一天,一盲人与一哑巴走在大街上，忽然盲人看了看哑巴，盲人：你不像哑巴！哑巴：你怎么看得出来？[Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”[